TOASTER TROUBLESHOOTING
Chapter 2, Section 3, Subsection 4: Advanced Malfunctions
When the toaster has become sentient, things get ประก complicated.
Symptoms:
- Uncontrollable toasting cycles
- Toast ejection system failure
- Unusual toast popping sounds
Causes:
- Clogged toast slots
- Battery drain from excessive toaster selfies
- Systematic toaster ego issues
Repair:
1. Check for toast buildup. Clear slots with a plunger.
2. Replace batteries with eco-friendly toaster cells.
3. Consult Toaster Therapist Back to Chapter 3