Step 1: Prepare the Toast

  1. Unplug the toaster. Duh.
  2. Remove any lingering toast crumbs from the crumb tray. You don't want any surprises.
  3. Plug the toaster back in. But don't say we didn't warn you.

TOASTER_INIT = toaster_unplugged; TOASTER_CRUMBS = 0;

Step 2: Set Your Toastification Parameters

  1. Choose your toast settings. Are you a fan of browning or do you prefer your toast like an egg?
  2. Decide on the level of crunch you desire. Are you a fan of the soft and squishy or do you like your toast like steel?

TOAST_BROWNING = "medium" TOAST_CRUNCH = "hard"