html Toaster Repair Manual: Sentient Toaster Troubleshooting

Chapter 3: Diagnosing the Malfunctions of Sentient Toasters

Subchapter 3.2: The Toaster's Sassy Attitude

It's not just you, it's not just us. Sometimes, sentient toasters get a little too big for their britches. If your toaster has a bad case of sass, it's likely due to a malfunctioning Sassy Toaster Module (ST-101).

Other symptoms of a sassy toaster may include:

Responding to every question with an eye-roll.
Refusing to toast bread until you've solved a ridiculous puzzle.
Telling you to 'get a hobby, or a life.'

Don't worry, we're here to help you tame your toaster's temper. For more information, visit:

Chapter 4: Calming the Feral Toaster