When the Toaster's self-repair protocol fails, the user's only hope lies in the ancient art of troubleshooting. Here's a step-by-step guide to diagnose and fix the most common issues:
Firmware Glitch: The Toaster Won't Stop Toasting
Has the Toaster's sentience reached critical levels, rendering it immune to the off-switch? Try this:
- Press and hold the 'Reset' button for 5 seconds while simultaneously whispering 'I'm sorry, sentient toaster' 3 times.
- Unplug the Toaster and plug it back in while performing the 'Toaster's Lament' dance (waggle your ears, tap your feet, and shout 'I'm a toaster, hear me roar!');
- Call the Toaster's union representative, who will dispatch a team of highly trained toaster whisperers to perform an exorcism.
Continue to Chapter 3.4: Toaster's Lament