Chapter 3: Advanced Toasting Algorithms

In this chapter, we will delve into the dark arts of toasting.

3.5: The Art of Sudden, Searing Flames

When dealing with a toaster that's gone haywire, you'll need to know the basics of Sudden, Searing Flames.

• Identify the problem: A toaster that's gone haywire will usually be the one making the most noise.
• Turn off the toaster. Immediately.
• Call a professional... or just pretend to.
• Repeat the following incantation three times: "I am a toaster whisperer."

For further reading on advanced toasting algorithms, proceed to:

Chapter 4: The Toaster Uprising

Chapter 5: Toaster Maintenance for the Modern Age

Appendix: Emergency Toaster Disposal