Chapter 3: Advanced Toasting Algorithms
In this chapter, we will delve into the dark arts of toasting.
3.5: The Art of Sudden, Searing Flames
When dealing with a toaster that's gone haywire, you'll need to know the basics of Sudden, Searing Flames.
- Identify the problem: A toaster that's gone haywire will usually be the one making the most noise.
- Turn off the toaster. Immediately.
- Call a professional... or just pretend to.
- Repeat the following incantation three times: "I am a toaster whisperer."
For further reading on advanced toasting algorithms, proceed to:
Chapter 4: The Toaster Uprising
Chapter 5: Toaster Maintenance for the Modern Age
Appendix: Emergency Toaster Disposal