Section 2: Advanced Toaster Malfunctions

When your toaster has reached the pinnacle of sentience, things can get weird.

				
					
Sentient Toaster Symptoms:
					
1. Random toast popping.
					
2. Toaster begins to play the harmonica.
					
3. Toaster demands human sacrifices for fuel.
				
			

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