Section 3: Advanced Malfunctioning

For when your toaster has become sentient and refuses to work.

Diagnostic Procedures:

• Check for loose wires
• Consult with a toaster whisperer
• Replace with a new, non-sentient toaster (but where's the fun in that?)

Warning: Do not attempt to reprogram your toaster. It may result in a toaster-based AI uprising.

For more information, see: Section 2: Maintenance and Upgrades

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try: Section 4: Hacking and Customization

And, if all else fails, consult the Appendix for emergency procedures.