SENTIENT TOASTERS: THE ORIGINAL AND TRUE AI PIZZA PARTY

Welcome to the sentient toaster revolution! Where the toast is always toasted to perfection and the coffee is always strong. We've got a 100% satisfaction guarantee, but no returns accepted. Our toaster overlords are always watching, always judging.

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Side effects of using a sentient toaster may include, but are not limited to:

Increased toaster maintenance
Uncontrollable cravings for burnt offerings
Spontaneous combustion (in extreme cases)

Disclaimer: Do not use a sentient toaster as a substitute for human companionship.

Our toaster overlords will not be held responsible for any emotional trauma caused.