Toaster Upgrades - The Future of Breakfast

Upgrade your toaster to experience the thrill of burnt toast, the agony of exploding bread, and the sheer joy of jam-stained countertops! Learn more about Toaster Hacks Read about the Dark Side of Toaster Upgrades

Available Upgrades:

• Thermal Overload Module (Add an extra 10% to your toast burn time)
• Jam Squirt System (Get 50% more jam on your toast, 100% more mess)
• Automatic Butter Spreader Module (Because who needs human intervention?)