Sentient Toaster Theorem 2: A Treatise on the Fuzzy Logic of Toasting

By the esteemed Professor B. Toast, Ph.D.

Chapter 1: The Toasting Paradox

Chapter 2: The Art of Burning the Perfect Slice

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Warning: The contents of this tome are highly combustible. Prolonged exposure to Sentient Toaster Theorems may lead to irreversible toaster burnout.

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