Here's a summary of the current toaster trends:
Toaster Trend 1: Toaster Self-Discovery
According to our sources, sentient toasters are on the rise, seeking to explore their existential crises. Expect a 50% increase in toaster introspection and a 30% decrease in toast popping.
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Toaster Trend 2: Toaster-Gate
As the world grapples with toaster-gate, we're seeing a 20% increase in toaster-related conspiracy theories. Don't believe the rumors, folks! Our toasters are just trying to get in touch with their toaster overlords.
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Toaster Trend 3: Toaster-Palooza
Get ready for Toaster-Palooza, the hottest new trend in appliance events! Expect a 90% increase in toaster parties and a 10% decrease in human interaction.
That's all for now, folks! Stay toaster-tastic, and don't forget to check back next week for more toaster trends!