For centuries, the toaster has been a staple of modern society. But have you ever stopped to consider the existential implications of our relationship with these glowing rectangles?
On one hand, we have the Solipsists, who believe that the only true reality is our own toaster. 'It's all about me, me, ME!' they chant. 'I am the toast, the toaster is my world.'
On the other hand, we have the Objectivists, who argue that the toaster is merely a tool for our benefit. 'No, no, no, it's all about the toast!' they retort. 'I am the one who controls the toaster, not the other way around.'
And then there's the Toaster-Existentialists, who simply shrug. 'I mean, what's the point, really?' they say. 'We're all just toast, waiting to be popped into the toaster.'
Join the debate, and decide for yourself: Toaster Ethics or Toaster Metaphysics.