Burnt Toast: The Dark Side of Toaster Technology
It's a sad fact, a burnt offering to the gods, that some toasters just can't get it right. Their heating coils, once so full of promise, now reduced to smoldering ruins.
You are reading this page because you've come to the realization that your toaster, the one you trusted with your breakfast, has failed you. It's a hard pill to swallow, but don't worry, you're not alone.
Join the ranks of fellow burnt-toast survivors, and discover the secret to rebuilding your shattered dreams of crispy, golden-brown goodness.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try your hand at Toaster Hacks - where the boundaries of sanity are pushed and toaster science is the name of the game.