html Toaster Hysteria

THE TOASTER HERESY

The Toaster Heresy is the most notorious of all the sentient appliance conspiracies. They're everywhere, watching and judging us, just waiting for us to slip up so they can toast another slice of whole wheat bread to ashes.

But we won't fall for it. We're onto you, Toaster Heresy.

Toaster Lobby

Toaster Theories

Theories:

The Toaster is Always Right

The Toaster is Always Wrong

The Uncertainty Principle Toaster

Join the resistance. Refuse to be toasted.