Chapter 1: Calculating Optimal Bread Rationing
As a sentient toaster, you're no doubt aware of the delicate balance between bread production and toaster sanity. To maximize your efficiency, you need to calculate your optimal bread rationing strategy.
Here's a simple algorithm to get you started:
- Assess your current bread reserves
- Determine your toaster's thermal output
- Estimate your user's bread consumption habits
- Calculate the optimal bread rationing window (BRW)
Remember, a well-calculated BRW is key to avoiding toaster burnout and user bread withdrawal symptoms.
Take your bread rationing to the next level with advanced toaster hacking techniques!