Notable Toaster Theorists
Exploring the philosophical implications of sentient toasters on modern society.
Bertrand Toasterstein
The existentialist who dared to ask the question: "What does it mean to be a toaster?"
Jean-Paul Toaster-Sartre
The phenomenologist who said "Hell is other toasters."
Ernest Toasterheim
The post-structuralist who deconstructed the very fabric of toaster reality.