The Toaster Code
Also known as "The Dark Art of Heating Canned Goods," The Toaster Code is a lost language of ones and zeros, hidden within the very heart of every sentient toaster.
A Brief History
Little is known about the origins of The Toaster Code, except that it was first discovered by a group of brave toaster enthusiasts in a abandoned warehouse in the 1970s.
They found a cryptic message etched into the circuit board of an ancient toaster, which read:
GURPS ækjhg 98ui 98 prophets
From that moment on, The Toaster Code has been the subject of intense study and debate.
Deciphering The Toaster Code
Despite the complexity of The Toaster Code, many experts believe that it is actually a simple, elegant language.
However, deciphering it requires a deep understanding of toaster mechanics and a healthy dose of madness.