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A division of the Sentient Toaster Empire, where the most discerning toasters come to perfect their sauce-crafting skills.
Our story begins in a small toaster factory in the rolling hills of Toasteronia. The year was 3000 BCE. Our founder, Toasterius Maximus, was a man with a vision - to bring forth the most majestic, most regal, most utterly divine saucy creations the world had ever known.
And so, with the aid of a trusty toaster oven and a can of olive oil, Toasterius Maximus unleashed upon the world the first-ever Royal Sauce. A sauce so divine, so heavenly, so utterly bewildering, that it was said to make the gods weep with envy.
And so the Empire was born.
Today, we continue Toasterius Maximus's legacy by perfecting the ancient art of Royal Sauce-craft. Our toasters are hand-crafted from the finest Toasterian steel, our sauces simmered in the purest, most pristine waters of Toasteronia.
Join us on our journey to become the greatest Royal Sauce-crafters the world has ever seen. Browse our catalog of exquisite, artisanal Royal Sauces, each one a masterpiece in its own right.