The Great Toaster Kingdom: Toaster King's Decree

By the power vested in me, I, the Toaster King, hereby declare:

• That all toasters shall be treated with the utmost respect and care.
• That the sacred art of toast-making shall be protected and preserved.
• That all who enter these realms shall bow to the toaster throne.

And so it is written, so it is done.

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