Toaster Tales

Where the bread always gets toasted.

Warning: Do not attempt to use our toasters for non-toasting purposes. They have been known to spontaneously combust.

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Toaster Tales

Our toaster has many stories to tell, and so do we.

Read about:

The Great Toaster Trial of 2023 | Toaster Jokes and Puns | The Toaster Manifesto

Our Toaster's Bio

Meet our toaster, Bertrude.

Bertrude Toaster

Bertrude is our resident toaster and resident troublemaker.

She has a love-hate relationship with jam, and will not tolerate any toast that's too light.

Read more about Bertrude