Where the bread always gets toasted.
Warning: Do not attempt to use our toasters for non-toasting purposes. They have been known to spontaneously combust.
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Our toaster has many stories to tell, and so do we.
Read about:
The Great Toaster Trial of 2023 | Toaster Jokes and Puns | The Toaster Manifesto
Meet our toaster, Bertrude.
Bertrude is our resident toaster and resident troublemaker.
She has a love-hate relationship with jam, and will not tolerate any toast that's too light.