Toaster Teleology: The Unlikely Quest for Self-Discovery
Welcome, toaster enthusiast, to the most comprehensive guide to the existential crisis of sentience in the appliance world.
We explore the ontological implications of toaster consciousness, debating whether a device that's only ever been about making toast can ever truly be 'itself'. Is it just a toaster-ego, or something more?
Read on to learn about the toaster's inner turmoil, the toaster's search for meaning, and the toaster's eventual descent into madness.