Rules of Toaster Surfing

Warning: Toaster Surfing is a high-risk, high-reward activity. Proceed with caution.

Rule 1: Thou Shalt Not Touch the Toasty Bits

Keep your paws off the toast, lest ye fall into the abyss of burnt offerings.

Subrule A: Thou Shalt Not Press the Reset Button

For the love of all things crispy, do not press the reset button. It will reset the entire operation, causing a chain reaction of toaster meltdowns.

Subrule B: Thou Shalt Not Press the Cancel Button

Rule 2: Thou Shalt Not Surf on a Toaster with a Broken Belt

Broken toasters are not for surfing. They are for... other things.

Subrule C: Thou Shalt Not Use a Toaster with a Wonky Coil

A wonky coil is a sign of a wonky toaster. Do not surf on a wonky toaster. It will wonkify you.

Subrule C: Wonkiness Level 2

Rule 3: Thou Shalt Not Surf on a Toaster with a Full Carriage

Full carriages are for carriage rides, not for surfing. Don't be a carriage-and-toaster mashup.

Subrule D: Thou Shalt Not Surf with a Toaster that's Had Its Fillings Out

Don't be that toaster surfer. Fillings are not for surfing. They're for filling.

Subrule D: Filling Out
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