Welcome to subrule-D, the most obscure and forgotten corner of the Toaster Tower of Babel. Here, we have the infamous Toaster-9000, a machine so powerful that it can toast 10,000 slices per minute. However, be warned: the toaster has a tendency to get over-heated and start spouting existential philosophy.
Explore Subrule-E, where the toasters have started to develop sentience, but not in a good way.