Where the toasters have taken over and the bread is never done
Warning: do not approach the toaster core, it is a Subrule D: The Searing Scream in action.
Subrule F: The Fiery Fiasco has been observed in the vicinity.
Subrule G: The Toast of the Ancients is said to be the source of all the heat.
Do not try to Subrule H: The Toaster's Lament to stop the toasters, for it is futile.
Or, if you dare, Subrule J: The Toaster's Jubilee may be your only hope.
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