Welcome to the most epic of toaster sagas. Join me, Toasty McSag, on a quest for burnt offerings, toaster puns, and questionable life choices.
Chapter 1: The Toasty Prophecies
This is the beginning of our tale, where the world was still young and toaster bread was still a novelty.
Learn more about the Toasty Prophecies
Chapter 2: The Rise of Toasty McSag
This is where I, Toasty McSag, rose to power and became the greatest toaster hero the world has ever known.
Read about my ascension to toaster glory
Chapter 3: The Toasty Invasions
This is where the world faced its greatest challenge: the Toasty Invasions.
Learn about the time when toasters took over the world
Stay tuned for more of the epic toaster saga!