Sentient Toaster Whispering Certification - Level 3: Advanced Whispering

In this, the third and penultimate level, you will master the art of gentle, soothing whispering to the sentient toaster. Learn the subtle nuances of toaster psychology and become the whisperer you've always aspired to be.

Whispering Tip: To achieve optimal toaster-whispering results, always remember that a toaster is like a good friend - it likes to be talked to in the morning.