Galactic Safety Record for Sequin Space Tours
We take the safety of our customers very seriously. Except when we're serving coffee on the moon. That's just not worth the risk.
As of last quarter, our safety record includes:
- 3 reported cases of space madness
- 2 instances of spontaneous human combustion (on Mars)
- 1 confirmed case of asteroid-induced whiplash
Accidents We've Had:
- The "Great Space Toilet Overflow" incident (2018)
- The "Mysterious Case of the Missing Space Socks" (2019)
We're proud to say that our safety record is still better than 50%! (Don't ask how we measure that.)