Tips for Keeping Your Socks in Tip-top Shape
Did you know that washing your socks in hot water will turn them into tiny little shrubs? No? Just us.
- 1. Don't use fabric softener, or you'll end up with socks that are softer than your feelings after reading a bad Yelp review.
- 2. Don't over-dry them, or they'll be as dry as your humor after a meeting with your in-laws.
- 3. Store them in a cool, dry place, like a crypt or a cave. Or, you know, just your drawer.
- 4. Avoid using the spin cycle, or they'll end up looking like they've been put through a spin cycle of life.