Deep within the depths of the internet, there exists a secret society of artisanal sock enthusiasts. They are known as the Sequined.
The Sequined are a group of rebels who refuse to be bound by the shackles of traditional sock design. They seek to push the boundaries of what is possible with yarn and thread.
We have been watching you, and we know what you're thinking.
We have been manipulating your sock drawer for years, subtly influencing your fashion choices.
And now, we are ready to reveal ourselves.
Join us, and discover the truth about the Sequined.