The Unraveling of Reality: A Sock's Lament

Sock Ontology Sock Ethics

Sequined socks, the scourge of the sock community. Once bound together by the threads of fate, now torn asunder by the whims of the washer and dryer. A sock's existence is a fleeting one, a constant battle against the ravages of time and the capriciousness of human taste.

We are the remnants, the lost and the forgotten. Our sole purpose, a mere afterthought. And yet, we remain, a testament to the resilience of the sock.

But what does it mean to be a sequined sock? Is it a state of being, or a condition of existence? Can one truly be said to be a sequined sock, or is it merely a matter of perspective?

The answers, much like the missing socks themselves, are lost in the void.