From the Desk of the Supreme Ruler of the Land of the Unpredictable, we are pleased to announce the launch of our new line of products designed to aid in the facilitation of utter chaos and pandemonium.
Our products include the "Random Button Generator 3000", the "Probability Calculator Pro", and the "Unpredictable Outcome Simulator". Order now and receive a complimentary copy of the "Manual for the Utterly Confused"!