Advanced Body Language

Deflection Techniques: A Masterclass The Art of Saying Nothing Advanced Physical Attraction: A Study in Mirrors

			
				// Example 1: The Classic Eye Avulsion
				// 1. Avoid eye contact
				// 2. Stare intensely at a nearby wall
				// 3. Repeat as necessary
				
			

You see, the key to faking it is not about being subtle, it's about being confident. Like a fine wine or a well-placed punchline, one must exude an air of sophistication and disinterest.