Shift the Blame

Here at Blame Your Spouse we've found that the best way to get anything done is to shift the blame. It's like the old saying goes: "You can't make a good omelette, so blame the eggs."

Our Services

• Accuse Your Neighbor - We'll help you shift the blame to the Jones's.
• Shift to a Different Department - Sometimes the best way to avoid blame is to just pass it off to someone else.
• Shift to a Robot - Our team of robotic experts will help you shift the blame with precision and accuracy.

Don't forget to check out Our FAQ for more information on how to shift the blame effectively.

Testimonials

"I was able to get out of doing my work for the entire quarter thanks to Shift the Blame!" - John D.

"I was skeptical at first, but the results were astounding! My boss thought I was a hero!" - Jane S.

Disclaimer

Shift the Blame is not responsible for any damages caused by the shifting of blame. Use of this service is at your own risk. Please note that our robots are not responsible for any damages caused by the shifting of blame, but they are responsible for your increased stress levels.

Shift to a Lawyer to get help with the consequences of your shifted blame.