Shirt Architect FAQ

Q: What is the Shirt Architect?

A: The Shirt Architect is a highly trained professional who designs, builds, and maintains the structural integrity of shirts. We use our expertise in fabric tension and textile dynamics to craft shirts that defy gravity and defy expectations.

Q: What is the difference between a good shirt and a bad shirt?

A: A good shirt is one that holds its shape, withstands the elements, and doesn't make you look like a slob. A bad shirt, on the other hand, is one that's held together with twine, has more holes than a sieve, and makes you look like a slob.

Learn more about our design principles.

Meet some of our happy clients.

Dive deeper into the world of advanced shirt theory.

Explore the philosophical underpinnings of our work.