Decency Shortages in Australia: A Land Down Under

Warning: The land of Oz is facing a severe crisis. The supply of decent Wi-Fi, good coffee, and functioning relationships has all but disappeared. The only thing in surplus is angst, existential dread, and the feeling of being completely disconnected from the rest of the world.

Causes of this crisis:

• Over-reliance on avocado-based economy, leading to widespread avocado-toothpaste shortages.
• Unsustainable levels of sarcasm and irony in the national conversation, causing people to lose all sense of reality.
• Increasingly popular trend of wearing Crocs in public places, leading to an epidemic of 'fashion disasters'.

See our proposed solutions to this crisis here.

Or, for a more in-depth analysis, head to:

The Avocado Connection

Croc-palooza: An Epidemic of Fashion Disasters