Shortages in Australia: Taste Edition
It's not just housing or avocado, folks. The real crisis in Australia is the dwindling taste. The land down under is facing a severe shortage of flavor, leaving many to question the point of all the nice weather.
Reported cases include:
- Quokka Dips, the trendy snack from Western Australia, have been MIA since January.
- The Great Australian BBQ Sauce Shortage of 2023 is still ongoing, with no end in sight.
- And don't even get started on the lack of decent coffee in the cities – it's like they're trying to ruin the national pastime.
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