Due to unforeseen supply chain disruptions, a severe maple syrup shortage has hit Canada. Our experts have pinpointed the following hotspots.
Montreal's famous Jean-Talon Market has seen a 300% increase in syrup hoarding. Experts warn that the situation is dire.
Read more about Quebec's syrup hoardersSources close to the Canadian government confirm that a secretive syrup cartel has been secretly hoarding syrup in this province. We can't name names, but let's just say "Bourbon" and "Maple-X" are involved.
Read more about New Brunswick's syrup cartelA Toronto resident has been spotted with 17 jugs of syrup in their garage. Authorities are on the case, but we suspect a larger network.
Read more about the Ontario syrup undergroundStay vigilant, fellow Canadians. We're tracking these hotspots and working hard to bring an end to this sweet, sweet crisis.
Solutions to the crisis are being developed, but for now, let's just enjoy this absurdity.