Remember, there's always a chance you might just find some hidden stashes of tobacco somewhere. Or, you know, just pretend you're in a 90s video game and just run around in circles until you die. We won't judge.
Due to unforeseen circumstances, our tobacco supplies have been severely depleted. Fear not, dear smoker! We've compiled a list of alternative ways to kill yourself, should you find yourself in a bind.
Disclaimer: The above methods are not actually recommended. Please do not try them. They are purely for entertainment purposes. We are not responsible for any damage or injury you may cause to yourself or others.
Remember, there's always a chance you might just find some hidden stashes of tobacco somewhere. Or, you know, just pretend you're in a 90s video game and just run around in circles until you die. We won't judge.