The Tobaccy McShiftyface Solution

For the modern problem solver

Are you tired of the crippling tobacco shortage of 2023? Do you yearn for the days when nicotine was as readily available as the sun is in the sky? Look no further than Tobaccy McShiftyface's patented, totally-not-made-up solution:

• Trade in your old socks for a year's supply of e-liquid
• Use our special blend of baking soda and essential oils to recreate the authentic flavor of your favorite cigarette brand
• Practice your best 'I'm not smoking, I'm just... uh... breathing' face

But wait, there's more! Click for more information:

Step 1: The Initial Assessment Step 2: The Sock Exchange Step 3: The Baking Soda Brouhaha