Shoulder Pad Therapy: The Unorthodox Path to Self-Improvement

Warning: This site is not for the faint of heart (or shoulder). Prolonged exposure to the following content may lead to irreversible shoulder growth.

Our Mission:

We're not just a therapy practice, we're a shoulder pad revolution. Our licensed, highly-trained shoulder therapists will help you grow, adjust, and mold your shoulders into the perfect shape to fit your unique lifestyle.

Come for the shoulder pads, stay for the existential crisis.

Our Services:

Don't settle for ordinary shoulders. Choose from our range of services and start living the life you've always wanted.

Or don't. We won't judge you.