Shoulder Rolls for Dummies: The Official Guide to Not Giving a Damn

Chapter 1: The Art of Non-Committal

Learn the ancient art of shrugging off responsibility and feigning interest. A comprehensive guide for those who want to do the bare minimum.

Continue to Chapter 1: The Shoulder Roll of Disengagement

Chapter 2: The Physics of Evasion

Delve into the intricacies of avoiding eye contact, sidestepping questions, and feigning a sudden case of amnesia. A masterclass in the art of not caring.

Continue to Chapter 2: The Shoulder Roll of Ignorance

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try:

The Dark Arts of Shoulder Rolling for Advanced Users

The End of the Book

Congratulations, you made it to the end! Now go practice your shoulder rolls in real life. Or don't. We won't judge.

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Disclaimer: This book is not actually a real book. It's just a bunch of nonsense. Don't blame us if you end up giving a good shoulder roll in real life.