Chapter 2: The Physics of Evasion
Delve into the intricacies of avoiding eye contact, sidestepping questions, and feigning a sudden case of amnesia. A masterclass in the art of not caring.
Continue to Chapter 2: The Shoulder Roll of IgnoranceLearn the ancient art of shrugging off responsibility and feigning interest. A comprehensive guide for those who want to do the bare minimum.
Continue to Chapter 1: The Shoulder Roll of DisengagementDelve into the intricacies of avoiding eye contact, sidestepping questions, and feigning a sudden case of amnesia. A masterclass in the art of not caring.
Continue to Chapter 2: The Shoulder Roll of IgnoranceOr, if you're feeling adventurous, try:
The Dark Arts of Shoulder Rolling for Advanced UsersCongratulations, you made it to the end! Now go practice your shoulder rolls in real life. Or don't. We won't judge.
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