Absurd Absurdities 3: The Absurdist Edition

Welcome to the third and final installment of our beloved collection of Absurd Absurdities!

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Featured Absurdity:

A man walked into a library and asked the librarian, "Do you have any books on Pavlovian dogs?"

The librarian replied, "It depends on the breed."