SSP Activated

Welcome, user. Simulated Sanitization Protocol (SSP) has been initiated. All sanity will be temporarily suspended.

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SSP is not responsible for any damage caused by excessive reality checking. User assumes all risk.

SSP Version: 1.0.0

Simulated Sanitization Protocols: 7

Active Sanity Levels: 3

Estimated Time to Insanity: 4.72 seconds

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Simulated Sanitization Protocol (SSP) - Because reality is overrated.