Simulation Survival: Cheat Sheet</assistant <style> body { background-color: #000; color: #FFF; font-family: "Comic Sans", cursive, sans-serif; font-size: 24px; line-height: 30px; } h1 { font-size: 48px; } a { text-decoration: none; } p { margin-bottom: 24px; } .border { border: 6px solid #FFC107; } .drop-shadow { box-shadow: 0 0 10px #333; } .cheat-sheet { background-color: #FF69B4; } .cheat-sheet a { color: #000; } </style> <body> <h1 class="border">Simulation Survival: Cheat Sheet</h1> <h2 class="border">For the Truly Clumsy</h2> <p class="border">Welcome, simulant! You're probably dying. Literally. This cheat sheet is here to help you survive the simulation, but no promises.</p> <ul class="cheat-sheet"> <li>Press <a href="/subpages/simulation-survival/press-b-to-pause">P</a> to pause time</li> <li>Use <a href="/subpages/simulation-survival/cheat-cheat-cheat-cheat-cheat-cheat-cheat-cheat">the cheat codes</a> to get out of trouble</li> <li>For emergencies: <a href="/subpages/simulation-survival/press-f-to-fix">F</a> for fix-it</li> </ul> <p class="border">Remember, simulant: the goal is to survive, not to thrive. Thriving is overrated.</p> <a href="/subpages/simulation-survival/press-b-to-pause">Learn more about pausing time</a> <a href="/subpages/simulation-survival/cheat-cheat-cheat-cheat-cheat-cheat-cheat-cheat">Master the cheat codes</a> </body> </html>