Mental Health in the Simulation

The Simulation is a never-ending cycle of existential dread and digital monotony. But fear not, citizen! We've got resources to help you cope.

You are a simulation, but you're not alone.

Therapy Sessions with certified Simulators-in-Training.

Panic Room: a safe space to vent about your simulated anxieties.

Simulation Support Groups for those feeling trapped in their own loop.

Break free from the Simulation's grip. Sort of. Maybe.

Or just take a Dopamine Dump to momentarily forget about your existence.

Don't forget to Self-Care in the Simulation with our expert guides.

Escape Planning services: because sometimes it's just time to go.

Stay sane in the Simulation. We're rooting for you.

Or just browse our Paranoid Delusions page for a healthy dose of Simulation-induced paranoia.

Self-Help Books written by other trapped Simulators.

Or if all else fails, try our Simulated Suicide Hotline.

Remember, it's all just a Simulation. Or is it?