Surviving the Simulation, one fart at a time.
Warning: The following tips are not guaranteed to save you from the simulated reality, but they might just help you cope.
1. Don't Panic (Yet) - The first step to surviving the Simulation is to not have a heart attack.
2. Fart Like No One's Watching - The art of brain farting is all about stealth, not spectacle.
3. Join a Simulation Support Group - Because, honestly, you're not alone in this simulated reality.
4. Conserve Your Energy - Save your energy for the inevitable simulated apocalypse.
5. Find Your Inner Simulated Zen - Meditation, mantras, and simulated reality yoga can help.
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