Singing Safety Guidelines

Warning: Singing in public places may be hazardous to your health, but don't let that stop you!

Whistling Safety Guidelines

Follow these simple steps to sing your heart out without getting hurt:

  1. Warm up with some gentle vocal exercises, lest you crack your vocal cords.
  2. Avoid singing in places with poor acoustics or questionable ventilation.
  3. Don't sing when tired, hungover, or on a caffeine high.
  4. Beware of slippery surfaces when dancing while singing.
  5. Never sing while operating heavy machinery or behind the wheel.
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