Whistling Safety Guidelines
Section 1: Pre-Whistling Preparation
Before you embark on the perilous journey of whistling, please ensure you have met the following prerequisites:
- Wrist is sufficiently loose.
- Finger dexterity is within acceptable range.
- No nearby breakable objects are present.
Section 2: Whistling Techniques
To whittle (sic) with finesse, follow these expert tips:
- Start with a gentle "ahh" sound.
- Pivot your wrist with the precision of a Swiss watchmaker.
- Practice, practice, practice. (Seriously, just do it.)
Section 3: Whistling Hazards
Beware, dear whistler, of the following dangers:
- Whistling-induced ear damage.
- Unintentional startle of nearby animals.
- Uncontrollable whistling fit.
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