Whistling Safety Guidelines

Section 1: Pre-Whistling Preparation

Before you embark on the perilous journey of whistling, please ensure you have met the following prerequisites:

• Wrist is sufficiently loose.
• Finger dexterity is within acceptable range.
• No nearby breakable objects are present.

Section 2: Whistling Techniques

To whittle (sic) with finesse, follow these expert tips:

• Start with a gentle "ahh" sound.
• Pivot your wrist with the precision of a Swiss watchmaker.
• Practice, practice, practice. (Seriously, just do it.)

Section 3: Whistling Hazards

Beware, dear whistler, of the following dangers:

• Whistling-induced ear damage.
• Unintentional startle of nearby animals.
• Uncontrollable whistling fit.

Related Whistling Resources

For further whistling enlightenment, visit:

• Whistling Humor 101
• Advanced Whistling Techniques
• Whistling Disclaimer: We Are Not Responsible