Ship of Dreams: The Timeline
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Our ancestors discovered the ocean and were all like "Whoa, water goes up to the horizon!"
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We built a ship, and it was like a big metal rectangle with a propeller that went VROOOM!
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We invented the sailboat disco party boat, because, priorities.
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We realized our ship was sinking, but it was just a metaphorical sinking, because, you know, we were just fine, really.
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The ship of dreams became a meme, and everyone laughed about how it was sinking, but secretly it was just us trying to stay afloat.
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Now we're all just sitting on the deck, eating Cheetos and wondering where it all went wrong.
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