Siren Squad Training: Because Adulting is Hard

Adulting 101: The Basics Adulting Hacks: The Advanced Siren Squad Heroes: The Legends

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Adulting is hard, we get it. That's why we created the Siren Squad Training program, because adulting is a real thing and not just a meme.

**Adulting 101: The Basics**

Learn the fundamental skills necessary to survive in a world where rent is due and Netflix is not free.

Chore-ography: Because adulting is 90% chore-ography

Adulting Hacks: Because adulting is 10% magic

But don't just take our word for it, join the Siren Squad and become a hero of adulting.

Meet our team of experts in the field of adulting, each with their own unique blend of skills and sass.

• Squad Leader: The one who still lives with their parents
• Accountant Hero: The one who still uses a calculator
• Cook Hero: The one who still uses a microwave